I just found it really lame that whatever semblance of photographic knowledge I have poured over into another aspect of my life and figured you would want to laugh at me for it.
I was cutting a piece of paper but was having a hard time following the lines because I was working in the sunlight, and the window to my right was casting a hard shadow on the scissors. So I turned on my lamp and set it overhead as a fill light and now I can cut to my hearts content.
However I have little to no hand eye coordination and these will still come out crooked as fuck.